my mouth tastes like poor choices
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
If I had your ass I would rule the world
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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