Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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