Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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