i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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