I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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