is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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