I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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