She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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