I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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