their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
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I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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