just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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