Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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