so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
