Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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