So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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