Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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