I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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