he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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