Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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