Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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