she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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