did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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