Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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