shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i've created a new STD.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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