You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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