I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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