that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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