Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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