Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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