i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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