Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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