I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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