i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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