If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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