So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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