we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
as a side note pls kill me
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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