dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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