I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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