It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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