Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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