is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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