May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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