it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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