Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Can I color on your dick again?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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