This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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