i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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