So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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