Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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