I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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