maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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