I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.