and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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