but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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