wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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