the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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