One girl and one boy is just not enough.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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