No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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